Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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