The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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