Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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