we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
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We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I'm both gender and math confused
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