they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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