it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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