How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
send nudes
from the living room?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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