TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
accomplished twins. life is a go
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
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yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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