Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
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Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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