i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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