dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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