It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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