If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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Oh Jesus.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Just high enough for therapy.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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