i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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