Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Its about making memories worth repressing
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
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She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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