At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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