Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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