Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Randomize
