fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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