2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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