Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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