I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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