I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
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Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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