You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
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You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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