I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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