her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
she told me i tasted like america
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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