butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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