You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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