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(703): View more from Virginia

it wasn't lemon gatorade

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(253): View more from Washington

i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.

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(407): View more from Florida

you definitely have a few illegitimate kids

(1-407): View more from Florida

probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine

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(201): View more from New Jersey

One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo

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(410): View more from Maryland

9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?

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(256): View more from Alabama

I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)

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(301): View more from Maryland

Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.

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