Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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