what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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