They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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