I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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