She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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