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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight

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• (858): View more from California

  that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...

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• (510): View more from California

  The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.

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• (718): View more from New York

  I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  His name was toto. That should have been my red flag

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