I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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