I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
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not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
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Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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