There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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