ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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