We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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