Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
false alarm. still invincible.
it was like eating out sand paper
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I wish you could order shots online.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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