Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
She's JV to your varsity
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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