with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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