Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Well I just put wine in my tea
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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