that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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