He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
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so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
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My dick has a subreddit
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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