Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are