Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring