Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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