What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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