Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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