Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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