A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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