My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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