I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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