doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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