are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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